Level 10 ecologist: Plant trees to help climate change
Level 50 ecologist: Restore ecosystems with large predators so that tree saplings can grow naturally
Level 9001 ecologist: Release lions on golf courses

People keep assuming this post is a joke about video games instead of serious 🤔

@sevan My course has hazards - you have to avoid getting mangled by a mountain lion while going to fetch the ball from the verge

@sevan @n Shark Tank, but the show has sharks and the rich people don’t make it

@root game? This is my real life design. Release lions on golf courses

@n i haven't installed the real life levels pack yet but this is giving me reason to

@n it’s OVER 9,000!! Sorry. I had to say that. I like your plan.

@n me: level 5 large predator to be released in the ecosystem

@n level 99999999999 ecologist [extreme violence]

@n that tiger that bit off ancient man's faces and stopped migrations for generations? Let's genetically engineer a new one and release it in Palo Alto

@n what level is "live in a bog and chase land developers away"?

@Mareepy @n That'd be 'what are you doing in my swamp', aka, Shrek.

@n not entirely sure if "over 9000" or "ISO 9001" meme but i approve non the less

@n After working on a golf course in HS and college, I condone this.

Even encourage this...for the environment of course.

@n I hope you mean mountain lions, don't wanna introduce invasive species. :)

Alternatively, just flood the golf course with gators until they're left alone and can turn the course into a swamp habitat. :thinkerguns:

@alpine_thistle Wanted your on-the-ground expert opinion on whether this would work 🤔

@n There's already a Tiger on the golf courses.

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