Gonna sell an NFT of the entire sequence of COVID-19. Whoever wins the auction will be held personally responsible for the pandemic and will be tried for crimes against humanity by the International Criminal Court in Hague.

@oct2pus flash forward 3 months, TV broadcast from a warzone

...unfortunately, this prompted the US to invade the Netherlands, causing a simultaneous world war and mass exposure event...

@embr man we really should've reevaluated spending the national treasury on NFTs.

@embr @oct2pus the least believable part of this scenario is the world giving a shit if the Netherlands was invaded

@alexandra its taken as ownership and thus responsibility for the actions of your virus.

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